Musky
Pasty as a mushroom that never saw sunlight, Musky fancies himself the Iron Mole of villainy. He’s big on gadgets, tinkering, and cryptic mutterings about “underground settlements on Mars,” all while wearing a metallic vest he swears is the height of technology. The real show-stopper, however, is his right arm, which occasionally flails about on its own—slapping sidekicks and accidentally launching tools across the tunnel. But don’t tell him that might be a design flaw; in Musky’s mind, it’s all part of his brilliance.
Dreaming of burrowing into alien planets and creating burrows all across the galaxy, our best solution might be to help him colonize a galaxy far, far away. Do try to knock down Musky if he sticks his head up, but avoid damaging any of the rockets, lest he might never leave us.
