Sham
Sham proclaims he’s a true shaman, though it’s likely the only spirits he’s communed with are the ones living in those suspicious mushrooms he’s always snacking on. Clad in mystical trinkets (i.e., random junk he found in the dirt), Sham is convinced he’s tapped into the cosmic forces of clarity and righteousness. In reality, he’s prone to hallucinations about talking worms and glow-in-the-dark rocks. Still, there’s no denying the peculiar aura around this self-styled guru—just don’t follow him too far down the rabbit hole, or you might end up as delirious as he is.
