Meet the Bestie Baddies, a strangely inseparable crew of hybrid moles who burrow into trouble wherever they go. They’re not exactly the sharpest claws in the dirt, but somehow they manage to wreak havoc all the same—together, of course.
- Jay: He keeps mumbling about being the “World’s Greatest Molearator,” but nobody’s quite sure what that means. Ask him for an explanation and you’ll get a cryptic shrug and more muttering. If only we had subtitles…
- Saxy: Always bragging about his “vital work” for Donny, Saxy insists he’s the real muscle behind the big orange tyrant. Whether he’s actually accomplishing anything is questionable—he’s usually just found jotting random notes and looking busy.
- Dave: A self-declared agri-nerd, Dave claims he’ll single-handedly fix every ecological mess in the burrows. He’s got grand plans to “re-engineer” worm farms and “revitalize subterranean biodiversity,” but so far, it’s just a lot of fancy talk about dirt.
- Chammy: The snob of the pack, Chammy sneers at the muddy tunnels while parading around in sweaters supposedly spun by captive silk-worms. He’ll turn his nose up at anything less than “haute burrow couture”—which is basically everything else.
- Tuck: Good luck understanding this one. Tuck is all about “poutiné”—some Canadian fries dish nobody’s ever actually seen him eat. Ask him to explain, and he’ll just nod enthusiastically and change the subject to moose sightings.
Keep an eye (or ear) out for these Bestie Baddies. Wherever they go, chaos follows—and the burrows never quite recover from their bizarre brand of villainy.
Today, help Whack root them out as they are attacking some innocent persons ear canal, trying to burrow their way right into their brain. Double points if you get Tuck, but he needs a couple of smacks to beat down. Also, don’t hit Whack over the head, he is just trying to do his job!
